Help help help I’m being held hostage inside my home by a scary-looking stick insect. It’s about 8” long and had really long feelers and it’s creeping me the hell out. And it’s on my door!
I know it sounds stupid to be scared of a stick insect for goodness sake (although this one is so large it should be called a branch insect) but I am deeply, deeply suspicious of all forms of Australian wildlife with their myriad ways to kill humans. Biting, poisoning, stabbing to name a few, and who’s to say that the stick insect won’t touch me with its feelers and scare me to death?
Wow, I need a cup of tea and a wee lie-down now. Inside. Where there are no stick insects.
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